Cat City - Parody of Rack City by Tyga
Written by Darth Boots
I just wrote this. Today. In like an hour. And it's awesome. This will hopefully make up for the fact that I still haven't finished the Thrift Shop parody based on cats even though it's been a year or so.
The second verse is a bit dodgy but it does match up (mostly) on syllables. It's doable, you just have to do certain words really quickly to make it line up.
The second verse is a bit dodgy but it does match up (mostly) on syllables. It's doable, you just have to do certain words really quickly to make it line up.
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Meow Meow Meow Meow goes my kitty bitch
100 pounds NIP no butt sniff
C-Derp you don't know who you fuckin' with
Got my other cat lickin' on my other cat
Purrin' all night kitteh we ain't down with that
Makin' meows so cute I ain't hearing it
Box fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold litterpan, Moo Cow dropping shits,
Cute kitty cute kitty yeah we petting it
I got ya maine coon on my lap (ha ha)
Thumbs you know that you fat
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Meow Meow Meow Meow goes my kitty bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Meow Meow Meow Meow goes my kitty bitch
Chase the motherfucking ball (ball)
Look at the dot on the wall (wall)
Too much nip make my life too hard
Tell that cat go out, run around the yard
I need my catnip pronto
Feed me in the morning like your mom though
Kosmo, he's stupid like a blonde yo,
If you ain't got no nip bitch you a dumb ho,
Now Buns yo, take a long nap,
Human staring at me gon' get slapped
Got my fur clean time for'notha nap
It's too cute when I lick my ass
God damn pull out my snacks
Nom Nom Nomnom kitteh yeah I'm fat
Cat-at-at-at Purring up on your lap
All the hoes love me you know what it is
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Meow Meow Meow Meow goes my kitty bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch
Meow Meow Meow Meow goes my kitty bitch
Doing ca'nip, ca'nip,
ca'nip, ca'nip
Doing ca'nip, ca'nip
Cat City bitch, Cat, Cat City bitch (x4)
C-Derp refers to a friend of mine's cat, Chairman Meow AKA Chairman Derp. We have a rivalry as to which of our cats is the best, Chairman Derp or Moo Cow. I mean, it's clear to anyone that Moo Cow is superior, but y'know... we'll just agree to disagree.
Other cats mentioned in this are Buns, Thumbs, and Kosmo. Buns is mine, the other two are my mom's.
NIP in the first verse, hopefully obviously, refers to catnip.
Other cats mentioned in this are Buns, Thumbs, and Kosmo. Buns is mine, the other two are my mom's.
NIP in the first verse, hopefully obviously, refers to catnip.