Connectivity - An AOL-themed Parody of Toxicity by System Of A Down
Written by Darth Boots

This one's straight ripping on AOL back in the good ol' dial-up days. Aw yeah.

AOL, Software Version 7.0,
Staying online by the string of a protocol.
Kicking me is a pastime activity,
The connectivity of our ISP, of our ISP,
AOL, you're tryin' to own the world!
How do you own disorder, disorder?
Now, somewhere between the packet loss,
Packet loss and kickoffs,
Somewhere, between the packet loss and kickoffs,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.

More noise for their lines, loud 'Goodbyes',
Instant Messages caught in the kickoffs of a night.
Kicking me is a pastime activity,
The connectivity of our ISP, of our ISP,
AOL, you're tryin' to own the world!
How do you own disorder, disorder?
Now, somewhere between the packet loss,
Packet loss and kickoffs,
Somewhere, between the packet loss and kickoffs,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.

AOL, you're tryin' to own the world!
How do you own disorder, disorder?
Now, somewhere between the packet loss,
Packet loss and kickoffs,
Somewhere, between the packet loss and kickoffs,
Disorder, disorder, disorder.


When I signed on today,
I got kicked off right away.
When I signed on today,
I got kicked off right away

Had I written this in this day and age, I'd probably use "disconnect" in place of "disorder" and the "How do you own disorder" line to make sense.

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