Drive-Thru Girl - A Dairy Queen-themed Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua
Written by Darth Boots
"Hiya
Callie!"
"Hi
Game!"
"You
wanna do Drive-Thru?"
"Sure
Game!"
"Have
fun."
I'm
a Drive-Thru girl, in the DQ world
Takin'
orders, countin' quarters
Uniform
I wear, blue shirt and underwear
Welcome
to DQ. Now how may I help you?
Come on Callie, take their money!
I'm
a Drive-Thru girl, in the DQ world
Takin'
orders, countin' quarters
Uniform
I wear, blue shirt and underwear
Welcome
to DQ, now how may I help you?
I'm
a blonde, goofy girl, in the Dairy Queen world
Drive
right in, pull on up, place your order.
I'm
The Game, run for you, make whatever you need
Dilly
bars, or dip cones, or a parfait.
Make
this cone, hand it out, then you say, "Have A Nice Day"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm
a Drive-Thru girl, in the DQ world
Takin'
orders, countin' quarters
Uniform
I wear, blue shirt and underwear
Welcome
to DQ, now how may I help you?
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
Make
my cones, make my drinks, make whatever I need
I
can dip all the cones, I can put lids on these
Go
clock in, goofy friend, let us run it again
Ring
it in, type it down, take their money.
Make
this cone, hand it out, then you say, "Have A Nice Day"
Make
this cone, hand it out, then you say, "Have A Nice Day"
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
I'm
a Drive-Thru girl, in the DQ world
Takin'
orders, countin' quarters
Uniform
I wear, blue shirt and underwear
Welcome
to DQ, now how may I help you?
I'm
a Drive-Thru girl, in the DQ world
Takin'
orders, countin' quarters
Uniform
I wear, blue shirt and underwear
Welcome
to DQ, now how may I help you?
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
Come
on Callie, take their money!
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come
on Callie, take their money!
uh-oooh-u,
uh-oooh-u
Oh
another stupid car!
Well
Callie, we're just getting started.
Oh
I hate this job!