Losing My Sanity - A Dairy Queen-themed Parody of Losing My Religion by R.E.M.
Written by Darth Boots
Also remember I was like 19 when I wrote most of the DQ-era songs, so if some of it's dumb, that's why. I mean, I'm immature now, but just consider how immature I would have been 14ish years ago...
Oh,
drive
Is
dumber
It's
dumber than you and you are not me
The
lengths that I would go to
Put
distance far from me
Oh
no, I've worked enough
I
need a break
That's
me in the corner
That's
me in the Drive-Thru
Losing
my sanity
Trying
to keep up with it
And
I don't know if I can do it
On
no, I've worked too much.
I
haven't slacked enough.
I
thought that I saw you slacking
I
thought that I heard the beep
I
think I thought I saw a car
Every
jobber
Every
stupid car
I'm
dodging all the people
Trying
to tear my soul in two
Like
a lame, dumb, and stupid fool
Fool
Oh
no, I've worked too much
I
need a break
Lid
on this
Lid
on this, the top of the parfait
Lid
on this, the top, the banana split
What
if all these customers come hanging around
Now
I've worked enough
I
thought that I saw you slacking
I
thought that I heard the beep
I
think I thought I saw a car
That
was just a cone
That
was just a cone
That's
me in the corner
That's
me in the Drive-Thru
Losing
my sanity
Trying
to keep up with it
And
I don't know if I can do it
Oh
no, I've worked enough
I
haven't had a break
I
thought that I saw you slacking
I
thought that I heard the beep
I
think I thought I saw a car
But
that was just a cone
Slack,
slack, slack, slack
That
was just a cone
Just
a cone
Just
a cone
Cone