Losing My Sanity - A Dairy Queen-themed Parody of Losing My Religion by R.E.M.
Written by Darth Boots

Another DQ-era song, this one was fairly easy to write. I didn't need to change too many of the lyrics, actually. The more of the original words you can keep and have them make sense, the more win it is, in my opinion.

Also remember I was like 19 when I wrote most of the DQ-era songs, so if some of it's dumb, that's why. I mean, I'm immature now, but just consider how immature I would have been 14ish years ago...

Oh, drive
Is dumber
It's dumber than you and you are not me
The lengths that I would go to
Put distance far from me
Oh no, I've worked enough
I need a break

That's me in the corner
That's me in the Drive-Thru
Losing my sanity
Trying to keep up with it
And I don't know if I can do it
On no, I've worked too much.
I haven't slacked enough.

I thought that I saw you slacking
I thought that I heard the beep
I think I thought I saw a car

Every jobber
Every stupid car
I'm dodging all the people
Trying to tear my soul in two
Like a lame, dumb, and stupid fool
Fool
Oh no, I've worked too much
I need a break

Lid on this
Lid on this, the top of the parfait
Lid on this, the top, the banana split
What if all these customers come hanging around
Now I've worked enough

I thought that I saw you slacking
I thought that I heard the beep
I think I thought I saw a car

That was just a cone
That was just a cone

That's me in the corner
That's me in the Drive-Thru
Losing my sanity
Trying to keep up with it
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've worked enough
I haven't had a break

I thought that I saw you slacking
I thought that I heard the beep
I think I thought I saw a car

But that was just a cone
Slack, slack, slack, slack
That was just a cone
Just a cone
Just a cone
Cone


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