No Drop - An EverQuest-themed Parody of Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit
Written by Darth Boots

This is related to EverQuest 1 - there are a lot of things that will only be understood by EQ1 players. Sorry, can't be helped. The audio quality in this video is meh, but I checked tons of videos of this song and they all sucked ass, this is the better one among several. This is one of my early parodies, so the syllable matching isn't perfect, but with practice, you'll be able to get it down. Enjoy the song!



Ladies and Gentlemen!
Introducing the most addicting
Online PC game ever.
Loggin' on!
Gate yourself in!
Yeah! Click Run first!
Listen up, listen up, here we go!

(v1)
You got a fucked up character with a fucked up face
NPCs judge by your fucked up race
Fucked up robe, fucked up life, a fucked up deity named Rodcet Nife.
Fucked up spells that cost fucked up cash
A fucked up mob with a fucked up stash.
Fucked up Plane with fucked up mobs
And a fucked up death is a fucked up day.
Fucked up Rogues with fucked up lies while healer's in the back,
Mana fuckin' dry.

Hey, it's on, everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on, everybody knows it's on

(v2)
When you get killed you wanna say "fuck",
"Fuck"'s what ya say cause ya got fucked up!
Like a fucked up noob against a fucked up boss,
A nine-piece train, you'll get run the fuck out.
Fucked up loot from fucked up kills
Always workin' on your fucked up skills.
We're all fucked up, so whatcha gonna do
With fucked up me, and fucked up you.

You wanna buff me like a Cleric
You'd like to heal me like a Druid
You like to think that I'm a perfect tank.
Just know that nothing you do will be useful to me.

(v3)
Dyin's a bitch, a fucked up bitch, a fucked up Tailor with a fucked up stitch.
A fucked up pull is a fucked up shame,
Command slash gems is a fucked up game.
Linkdeath ticks off a fucked up mind,
It's real fucked up like a fucked up zone line.
If Kryliene dies one more time,
That's 82 deaths in her fucked up time.

Hey, it's on, everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on, everybody knows it's on

You wanna buff me like a Cleric
You'd like to heal me like a Druid
You like to think that I'm a perfect tank.
Just know that nothing you do will be useful to me.

You can't bring me down, I don't think so.
You'd better bind yourself, before you find yourself.
Back in Freeport now, way in Freeport, punk!
Back in Freeport now, way in Freeport!

You wanna buff me like a Cleric
You'd like to heal me like a Druid
You like to think that I'm a perfect tank.
Just know that nothing you do will be useful to me.

You wanna buff me like a Cleric
You'd like to heal me like a Druid
You like to think that I'm a perfect tank.
Just know that nothing you do will be useful to me.

<---Parodies Home Screen

"Click Run First" - on the original UI, there was a Run button that was generally the first thing you'd hit when logging in, otherwise you would
walk really slowly.

<--Rodcet Nife was one of the Deities you could choose for your character.

<--A Plane was like an 'end game' area, usually for raiding.














<--Gems was a minigame you could play by typing the command /gems. Was going to put a screenshot up of it, but I couldn't find any online.
<--Linkdeath is the term used for losing your connection to the game.
<--Kryliene was my main character at the time of this writing. I kept track of each and every one of her deaths throughout her entire life. The number in this song changed for each death. 82 is probably not the current number, but I haven't checked the log lately to update it. And, for the record, it's "Kry-lee-inn"






<--Binding was, basically, setting your spawn point via a spell so you'd reappear there when you died. This was back when traveling from one place to another could potentially take hours. Of real time.

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