No D/T - A Dairy Queen Parody of No Sex by Limp Bizkit
Written by Darth Boots
This is related to Dairy Queen. Pretty much anyone will understand it. This probably was my very first parody. Yes, I know "their self" is bad English and should be "themselves". Sue me. I was young.
Friday Night
At DQ
I feel disgusted and you should too.
It's no fun when I get stuck in drive-thru.
Drive-thru.
It has become all I do at DQ
Taking orders and saying "May I help you?"
There's not one single thing that I like about the Drive-Thru.
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in
Gay...
It's the beep, and all the fools
That make the drive-thru so damn hard to do
So much stress, and no rest
In drive-thru
In drive-thru
It has become all I do at DQ
Taking orders and saying "May I help you?"
There's not one single thing that I like about the Drive-Thru.
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in
Why can't they just help their self?
They couldn't just help their self but,
I'm tired of helping them
I'm tired of helping them
Realize that I don't need this job
Realize that I don't need this job
Realize that I don't need this job
REALIZE THAT I DON'T WANT THIS JOB
(Want this job [echoing])
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in
At DQ
I feel disgusted and you should too.
It's no fun when I get stuck in drive-thru.
Drive-thru.
It has become all I do at DQ
Taking orders and saying "May I help you?"
There's not one single thing that I like about the Drive-Thru.
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in
Gay...
It's the beep, and all the fools
That make the drive-thru so damn hard to do
So much stress, and no rest
In drive-thru
In drive-thru
It has become all I do at DQ
Taking orders and saying "May I help you?"
There's not one single thing that I like about the Drive-Thru.
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in
Why can't they just help their self?
They couldn't just help their self but,
I'm tired of helping them
I'm tired of helping them
Realize that I don't need this job
Realize that I don't need this job
Realize that I don't need this job
REALIZE THAT I DON'T WANT THIS JOB
(Want this job [echoing])
Shoulda called myself in this time
But instead I had to drive my car right in
Shoulda called myself in this time
I had to drive right, I had to drive right in