No Heals (2016) - Parody of No Air by Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown
Written by Darth Boots
Dedicated to Nevara Lunasea
THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF THIS SONG. For the 2017 rewritten one, it's right here.
Inspiration from my MMO life companion spawned this. It took one hour to write. If you need context, it's set in the world of Final Fantasy XIV. I know I didn't stick with the actual singers (for example, one sings lines that the other has in the real song at points). Get over it.
leves = levequests. It's pronounced like "leave".
Inspiration from my MMO life companion spawned this. It took one hour to write. If you need context, it's set in the world of Final Fantasy XIV. I know I didn't stick with the actual singers (for example, one sings lines that the other has in the real song at points). Get over it.
leves = levequests. It's pronounced like "leave".
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals...
If I should die before the boss
It's cause all your mana was lost
Losing you is like living in a world with no heals.
Oh
[Nevara]
I'm here, online, didn't wanna log.
XP won't move, FATE incomplete.
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand.
to quest alone with just me
'cause my health revolves around you.
It's so hard for me to leve.
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep,
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
[Aida]
I Maimed, I Flashed, Provoked, for you
Taunt all the mobs away from you.
There's no enmity to hold them onto you.
[Nevara]
But somehow I'm still alive tonight.
I took aggro, but I survived.
I don't know how, but I don't even care.
[Both]
So how do you expect me
to quest alone with just me
'cause my health revolves around you.
It's so hard for me to leve.
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
No more
It's no heals, no heals
Ohhhhhh
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
[Nevara]
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
[Aida]
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
[Nevara]
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
[Both]
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals...
If I should die before the boss
It's cause all your mana was lost
Losing you is like living in a world with no heals.
Oh
[Nevara]
I'm here, online, didn't wanna log.
XP won't move, FATE incomplete.
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand.
[Aida]
But how do you expect meto quest alone with just me
'cause my health revolves around you.
It's so hard for me to leve.
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep,
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
[Aida]
I Maimed, I Flashed, Provoked, for you
Taunt all the mobs away from you.
There's no enmity to hold them onto you.
[Nevara]
But somehow I'm still alive tonight.
I took aggro, but I survived.
I don't know how, but I don't even care.
[Both]
So how do you expect me
to quest alone with just me
'cause my health revolves around you.
It's so hard for me to leve.
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
No more
It's no heals, no heals
Ohhhhhh
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)
[Aida]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with no heals.
Can't live, can't tank with no heals.
It's how I feel whenever you ain't near.
It's no heals, no heals.
[Nevara]
Got me out here in the dungeon so deep.
[Aida]
Tell me how you gonna win without me?
[Nevara]
If you ain't here, I just can't leve.
[Both]
It's no heals, no heals.
No heals, heals (x4)