One Step Closer - A Dairy Queen-themed Parody of One Step Closer by Linkin Park
Written by Darth Boots
This one spews a lot of customer hate, which is something I will always have for fast-food customers.
I
cannot take this anymore
Running
Drive-Thru is such a bore
All
these fools they make no sense,
They
are so damn ignorant
Less
I hear the more they say,
You'll
discover this someday
Then Chuck will say...
Step
into my office, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired.
Work
a little harder, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired!
I've
got a customer in my ear
Wish
I could just make them disappear
All
their orders make no sense,
They
are so damn ignorant
Never
seem to go away,
Coming
all over again.
Then Chuck will say...
Step
into my office, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired.
Work
a little harder, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired!
Step
into my office, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired.
Work
a little harder, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being...
FIRED!
Please
hold when I'm asking you to!
Please
hold! Please hold! Please hold!
Please
hold when I'm asking you to!
Please
hold! Please hold! Please hold!
PLEASE
HOLD! I'm about to snap!
Step
into my office, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired.
Work
a little harder, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired!
Step
into my office, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being fired.
Work
a little harder, Game!
Cause
you're one step closer to the line,
the
line of being...
FIRED!